cruise, 1 of the most famous foreigners from the Galactic Confederacy to grace us on earth reveals his insider's view of how to approach engagement with earthlings. i havent contacted him for any samples of his engagement photos, but i trust they are probably awesome.us mag's article regarding the secret behind tom's success.
anyway, xenu 2012 if obama cant do it right.
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Tom Cruise is such a douchebag.
Seriously? I'm amazed he got any JOBS after seeing this headshot.
if he weren't a ridiculous jazillionaire.
I'm embarrassed that I ever thought he was good looking. But hey, I was like, 12. Obviously I was stupid.
dude youre stupid now
oh I just threw up a little in my mouth
douche
seriously get a new phrase already. i hate people who say they threw up in their mouth.
check it - he apparently has only one very tiny nipple.
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