peter parker needs love too

my spidey sense tells me that these peter parkers are actually getting cornered into commitment, not webslinging across nyc looking for green goblin. note the peter on the left here would rather be in jail than be on the ground with mary jane.

he's no george costanza

his flagrant disregard for the effects of cold water is the primary cause for her falling asleep not because shes unappreciative of the $499/night he paid for them to get their entire outfits sopping wet.

microorganisms and immodium

jim, i told you not to drink the water from the creek! we shouldve brought the nalgenes i packed, but you said it was too cumbersome to carry. now youre stuck on that rock for the urge to pass. dammit.